Tabloid News: Poems
64 pp., $10.00
Reviewed by D.S. Martin
Poet with Three Heads Talks with King Solomon
I often say to my students that poetry is about things that matter. In his new poetry collection John Leax (pronounced leks) seeks to push aside the artificial boundaries that limit the subject matter for poetry. Tabloid News is a humorous collection of 14 poems—two to four pages each—inspired by actual headlines from supermarket tabloids. Leax has shifted his "willing suspension of disbelief" into high gear and has put cotton into his ears so he won't notice how high it's still revving. With such titles as "Baby Born with Antlers" and "Montana Police Shoot Bigfoot" he has permitted himself to think, "Suppose one could believe the tabloid headlines."
So how can such zany romps be about anything that matters? In his preface Leax outlines the limitations he placed on himself for the project, the most significant of which was his exploration of "What desire, what fear is represented" by the chosen headline. It all began with the whimsical poem "Leaping Turtles Invade US". A friend of the poet recognized in it a response to the horrors of 9/11 which John Leax had himself not noticed.
These poems ask questions. Almost every poem contains the telltale question marks of a poet wondering how we would respond in unbelievable circumstances. Consider with Leax the bewildered husband in "Adoption Agency Sells Shaven Apes as Human Infants":
Would he, looking into the eyes
of his wife, find tears, a fear matching
his own that something was awfully wrong?
Or would neither see, their need
to love—greater than any disappointment—
make the ape–child beautiful … ?"
This is not the first time a significant Christian poet has taken on similar material. Jeanne Murray Walker's book Coming Into History (Cleveland, 1990) has a section inspired by provocative headlines. One notable difference in approach, though, is that Leax is less concerned with artistically wrapping the character in metaphoric language than with simply capturing the hilarity, the humanity, and the wonder of the situation.
But in order to wonder, there must be room for possible belief. In "Duck Hunters Shoot Angel," the story is told by the one who supposedly pulled the trigger, as though he were leaning on a coffee–stained counter in a donut shop; his choice of words is raw with vulgarity, grammatical slips, and images he would believably use, including saying the angel had "an arm muscled like Hulk Hogan." Others in the story make amusing comments that sound like they could have really been said in the situation. The hunter's companion asks early on, "'Ya think it's in season?'" The Baptist preacher who arrives with the sheriff says, "'That's an angel all right. Biggest one / I ever saw.'" And the sheriff tells him "he couldn't see / I'd broken any laws. Angels ain't / protected or anything."
So often poets stumble over humor, but Leax has hit it head on with all the subtlety of a twelve–gauge. Along with the delicious absurdities of "one million turtles / possessing the reported temperament of killer bees" or a being that is half man and half pig, he plants puns for the literary–minded. In "Bat Boy Is Missing," for example: "He is not Robin, no good fellow / sidekick, puckish accomplice / of a comic book hero."
Leax also leaves ideas open for the reader to think through. In the creepy "I Want to Have a Space Alien's Baby," distant images of Zeus and Danaë collide with the Immaculate Conception. (This poem, as well as two others from the collection, first appeared in Books & Culture.)
Even in Leax's earlier, more conventional, poetry he has dug into unusual soil. The title poem of his book The Task of Adam (Zondervan,1985), for example, is about a dictionary left open to the page where the words Troposphere, Trotsky, Troubadour, Trousers, Trousseau, Trout, Trowel, and Truckle appear. Is it any wonder that this same poet has been prompted by tabloid headlines?
So how can these poems be about something that matters? John Leax has directed us, using the traditionally high–brow art of poetry, to examine the humanity behind the low–brow headlines of the tabloids. Reading the Tabloid News, we experience the shock of recognition: we see ourselves, our common lot, laid bare.
D.S. Martin is a Canadian poet and music critic. His poems have appeared in journals such as Canadian Literature, Christianity & Literature, The Cresset, and Windhover. (email@example.com)
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