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By Frederica Mathewes-Green


The Women of Disney

In the middle of my life's journey I came to myself alone in a dark plastic poncho at the Haircuttery.

It was a few days after my forty-third birthday, and I had not received a Cinderella watch packaged in a tiny, clear-plastic glass slipper. For a while there I received one every birthday, because I kept losing them. That was some years ago. At that time, I intended to be a grown-up lady one day and wear a crown and a long, fancy dress. Everything about me would get bigger, except my feet; these would get smaller and smaller until they were the same size as Cinderella's, and I could wear her tiny shoes. I think I kept losing the watches in secret hope of collecting two shoes and making a pair. However, I kept losing the shoes, too, so my plans were dashed.

In the middle of my life's journey I see in the big black-framed mirror a grown-up lady getting an E-Z Kare haircut, wearing E-Z Kare clothes, which conceal an E-Z Kare figure. I had forgotten my plan to be Cinderella about now, and at this point, it's probably too much trouble.

Like an army of other little girls over several generations, my idea of female loveliness was shaped by the women of Disney. I imagine that cohort resembling the star-stables maintained by the big movie studios of the thirties: glamorous women lunching ostentatiously together, sipping champagne, flipping cigarette ashes in each other's feather boas.

The Disney women, ageless, still meet covertly in a private club overlooking the Pacific. The waves crash on the rocks below, and they lift toasts in their little three-fingered hands. To us. We taught a million little girls what womanhood is like. Too bad none of them could make it. Then they snicker.

With these thoughts in mind, I sat down with my teenage daughter, Megan, to review the oeuvre produced by these women over the years. The first full-length Disney animation feature was Snow White, released in 1937. Such an extended stretch of animation, a particularly labor-exhaustive form of filmmaking, had never been contemplated before. A thank-you note from Walt to his crew is inserted in the opening credits.

Snow White concerns a princess compelled to dress in rags and scrub the floor by a jealous, wicked stepmother.

If you're taking notes, it might be a good idea to jot that down, because when the motif pops up again you can check it off. The heroine is, to all appearances, killed by her nemesis, but comes to life again at "Love's First Kiss." Make a note of that, too.

But though the story gets recycled, the ladies change dramatically. Snow White is a plump little thing with a tiny, trilling voice that makes you want to swat at mosquitos. Her lips are red as a rose, hair black as ebony, and skin white as snow; says so right here. She has a round, chubby face with wide-set eyes, no jaw line, no nose--just dots for nostrils. Her eyes may not be bigger than her stomach, but they're bigger than her mouth, which is the minute red embouchure of Betty Boop. In fact, 1937 is late for this standard of beauty; Snow White is a 1920s babydoll, showing plenty of chest but no decolletage, giggling and shooing critters with her plump little arms. Give her a few drinks and she'd turn into an IT girl to rival Clara Bow.

I checked with Megan for lessons learned about ideal womanhood from Snow White. "I always wished animals would follow me around," she said, "but I wasn't pretty enough." This is a scary movie; I mean, a really scary movie. These early feature-length animations were not intended primarily as children's films. When the wicked queen chortles that Snow White will be "Buried alive!" and kicks a water jug crashing into a prisoner's skeleton, it seems small comfort that she couldn't even change her clothes without using a magic potion.

The next in our series is Cinderella (1950), which concerns a princess compelled to dress in rags and scrub floors by a jealous, wicked stepmother (did you check it off?). But what a difference in girls. "That's a grown-up voice!" said Megan, and indeed it is; Cinderella may not be all-the-way grown-up, but she's the sturdy, blooming ideal of postwar womanhood just the same. She has a nose, a normal-sized mouth, and wavy honey-colored hair just past her shoulders. She has the simple goodness of the young Donna Reed--until she's wrapped in that fabulous white ball gown and, with upswept hair, turns into Grace Kelly.

Cinderella offers a plus for the clinical observer: a chance to see what ugly princesses would look like. Drusilla and Anastasia have jug ears, thin lips, and strange noses that combine a ski-slope top with a bulbous undercarriage. Avoid looking like this, is the subliminal message. You can also compare older women. The wicked stepmother has maintained a taut wasp-waisted figure, magnificent posture, and a grand rise of gray hair striped with a blaze of white. The fairy godmother has a kindly smile, multiple chins, white hair, and the figure of an old pillow. She's tremendously appealing, and she sings a great song, "Bibbidi-Bobbodi-Boo."

A mere nine years later, production quality had slid steeply downhill. Sleeping Beauty (1959) opens with a parade sequence in which flattened figures seem to be sliding past each other on parallel tracks. Even the lyrics of the parade-scene song consist of little more than "All hail the Princess Aurora," over and over; I imagine the lyricist was at deadline and panicking. Aurora is doomed to prick her finger and sleep until "True Love's Kiss" awakens her (check it off).

The Princess Aurora, a.k.a. Briar Rose, a.k.a. Sleeping Beauty, seems even older than Cinderella, although the action is supposed to take place on the eve of her sixteenth birthday. "She could be 30!" Megan says. She could be Barbie, too, that other paragon of loveliness who made her debut in 1959. Like Barbie, Aurora has a tiny waist and a large bosom; unlike the '59 Barbie, she has an avalanche of curling yellow hair that tumbles to her waist. Barbie did not achieve such a mane until her accurately named incarnation of the mid-eighties, "Totally Hair Barbie."

There is a subtle change in Aurora's personality, compared with previous princesses. She is more assertive, more intense; in some shots she looks almost fierce. Presenting women who are strong but not smart-alecky is a continuing problem for Disney from here on.

On the other hand, an earlier problem is resolved: when the Handsome Prince showed up, everything would get boring. Both the previous films ended within minutes of the rescue. Sleeping Beauty has a fuller plot, better characterizations, and a role for the Handsome Prince that makes him more than a Ken doll--more than Ken himself, likewise making his wooden debut in 1959, could say.

There is a 30-year gap before the princesses return. Disney feature animation during this time covered mostly boy and adventure themes (The Jungle Book, The Sword in the Stone); I am at a loss to explain why. The closest to a Disney woman during this time would be Maid Marian, costar of Robin Hood (1973). She's a fox, I mean a vixen--no, really, the four-legged kind.

Robin Hood demonstrated an early embrace of diversity by featuring an all-animal cast. Marian is a princess in a way, a niece of the Crown, but in rebellion against the Establishment. This may be a bow to the hippie ethic of the time. Her foxy-red pelt is more than skin deep; with her paramour, Robin, she is involved in a scheme for the forcible redistribution of wealth. Other than that she's benign enough, with an English accent and a faintly superior quality. She is giddily in love with Robin and keeps clasping her hands under her chin and exposing four pointy, flesh-shredding teeth. It startled me every time.

Suddenly, after a long hiatus, we run into a cluster of Disneybabes: Ariel in The Little Mermaid (1989), Belle in Beauty and the Beast (1991), Jasmine in Aladdin (1992), and Pocahontas in the eponymous epic of 1995.

These movies are generally very good. Animation, while not as rounded and shadowed as the early sort, is superior to the flatness of the sixties. In some sequences, an astonishing monumentality has been achieved; traveling shots that fly through the mermaid's undersea kingdom or Aladdin's cave are breathtaking to the point of being disorienting. The color is exuberant and supersaturated. The same characters keep recurring, but they are meaty characters; in contrast to the simple lines of the first films, there are lots of subplots and running jokes to keep things bouncing along. The opening sequence of Beauty and the Beast is as complex and elaborate as the opening number of Broadway's Les Miserables.

That does not mean the princesses are more attractive, however. Megan and I disagree as to which is more annoying, Ariel or Belle. Ariel is a feisty little redhead who defies her daddy, hoards shiny trinkets, and smirks. While the other princesses were elaborately draped, Ariel runs around in little more than a clamshell bra and fishtail, looking like jailbait. If she had legs, they'd be in stretch toreador pants. Her belly button is always visible, leading to inconclusive ruminations on just how mer-reproduction is accomplished.

Ariel, at least, looks her age (which she shouts at her daddy: "I'm 16!"). Aurora's voice at 16 was mezzo if not alto; she had a knowing quality. Ariel is excitable, headstrong, still a child, and her voice is a clean soprano (not reaching the nosebleed heights of Snow White's, however). She wears a massive burden of red hair. "Her head is too big for her body, and her eyes are too big for her head," says Megan.

I think I dislike this Little Mermaid so much because it makes a travesty of the original story. Hans Christian Anderson's mermaid was at the center of a complex drama, sacrificing her life for her beloved even though he marries someone else. The story's refusal to make that innocent bride a villainess is part of what gives it its power; tragedy and nobility meet in exquisite resolution. But Disney's Ariel sabotages the evil false-bride and grabs the prince for herself. It's a story, all right, but it's not the right story.

Megan prefers to loathe Belle. In the opening of Beauty and the Beast, Belle is taunted by the village people, who call her "strange but special" because she reads books. Why her bookishness makes her odd is unclear; the purpose seems to be to convince you that the villagers are dolts. Belle is slim and straight, with normal-sized chestnut hair in a low ponytail. She's more mature than Ariel, with a more confident manner and lower voice. Belle is the least glamorous of the Disney women.

In a twist, the evil character here is not an older woman but the Ken-doll male lead. Poor Gaston is loaded up with every despicable non-P.C. vice available. In case the little girls aren't getting it, after he talks about hunting (shriek!) and marriage (gasp!) he admonishes Belle, "It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking." Gaston is such a straw man he isn't even any fun to hate. Meanwhile, Belle is pouting her impatience with her hometown in song: "There must be more than this provincial life!" "Both Gaston and Belle think they're better than everyone else," says Megan. "But Belle is smug about it."

Jasmine made her debut in Aladdin, a fabulously entertaining movie mostly due to the performance of Robin Williams as the voice of the Genie. She's a princess, all right, but something has gone terribly, tragically wrong. Her waist is narrow as a thumb, but her hair is a blooming vast cloud of black, the size of a horse. If this little person were to stand up in real life, the weight of that hair would snap her in the middle like a toothpick. Which would be a completely different kind of movie, one Stephen King might like. Also, her eyes are too big. Someone told the animators that big eyes make a character appealing, but that's advice to be used judiciously, like "Perfume makes you smell good." The black oval disks in Jasmine's face are the size of turkey platters. They slip past appealing into disturbing, suggesting the fevered dreams of a fetishist.

I haven't yet seen the movie featuring the most daunting Disney heroine of all, Pocahontas. Megan, however, has seen it. One day last summer she badgered her two younger brothers until they agreed to accompany her to the theater for what she promised would be family-fun time. She came home and stood in my office, grumpy. "This is Pocahontas," she said. " 'Ooooo! Trees are smart! Wind has colors! Rocks love you!' This is me," she went on. " 'Buh-bye.' This is Pocahontas: 'Ooooo! You wouldn't understand! You're only an evil whiteskin! You like to kill bunnies!' This is me: 'BUH. BYE.' "

I have seen her Poca-highness in trailers. She has the lantern jaw of a thirties swashbuckler, and the resonant power-voice of a Broadway musical star. Her eyes are unnaturally wide-set, and she has no nose, just little dots for nostrils. It's an odd homage: Snow White had the same attributes. But Snow White ran screaming through the night forest in terror. "Pocahontas wouldn't be running away," Megan observed. "The forest is her friend. She would be lecturing Snow White." In fact, that's the problem with these latest princesses, Megan says. You always have the feeling they're lecturing you. Although Pocahontas wears a revealing buckskin frock with a gravity-defying bodice (it's entertaining to imagine what would really happen when it got wet), she's more aggressive, more masculine than any previous princess. Maybe she's another Disney breakthrough: the first cartoon transvestite.

Though I missed the film, Pocahontas is part of my daily life. Megan found a sticker with her image in a box of cereal and, still irritated, placed it over the "Start" button on the microwave. Now, whenever we heat anything, we punch Pocahontas in the nose. It does yield a quiet satisfaction.

Of all these heroines, it is still Cinderella who, for me, holds the most appeal. She was unaffected and kind, strong of character without slipping into the annoying smugness of the later Disney women. But it's time to admit that there is little chance I'm going to be able to look like Cinderella. That chance has passed me by, as it passes most little girls. It's not so hard to let go of a dream when there is another one handy. Though it's probably too late for me to look like Cinderella, I think I can gradually come to look like the fairy godmother. Give me another 20 years. Fluffy, jolly, forgetful, saying things like mysticaboola-that should come in handy, since I write for religion magazines a lot. Her voluminous soft lavender robe with no waistline looks a lot more comfortable than Cinderella's party dress. I bet it goes right in the washer-dryer. I picture that lady in the black-framed mirror, and I've got to admit it: finally, the shoe fits.

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That woman across the room, so compelling, so strangely familiar. Doesn't she look a little, well, animated to you? Could it be one of the Women of Disney, traveling incognito? Before you ask for an autograph and make a fool of yourself, check this handy guide.

If she has … It could be …

Big Eyes Jasmine

Big Hair Jasmine

Closed Eyes Aurora

An Attitude Ariel

Coupla Extra Pounds Snow White

Pointy Teeth Maid Marian

Mice Cinderella

Books Belle

5:00 Shadow Pocahontas

Copyright (c) 1996 Christianity Today, Inc./BOOKS AND CULTURE Review

Volume 2, No. 2, Page 14

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